Hitch might not be doing so well
"course I'm not Rev. Donut but I do read the Good Book and Mathew 7 says:
1 Judge not, that you be not judged.
2 For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged: and with what Measure you measure, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why behold you the speck that is in your brother's eye, but consider not the beam that is in your own eye?
4 Or how will you say to your brother, Let me pull the speck out of your eye; and, behold, a beam is in your own eye?
5 You hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of your own eye; and then shall you see clearly to cast out the speck out of your brother's eye.
Ouch. Given that Hitch was one unforgiving asshole and always cheer-leading for the death of innocent civilians who happened to live in places he didn't like, Sadaam's Iraq, Nazi Germany, etc, it doesn't look good. I also remember something about not blaspheming against the Holy Spirit and only those who do God's will going to heaven.
Of course, I may have missed that special "Support the Iraq war & go to Heaven" clause.