Ross: Society depends on normative behavior as its backbone, chief among these the marriages typified by Ward and June Cleaver but the feminists and hippies ruined it.
Dan: Actually, Ward and June Cleaver were a fake social construction that concealed the rampant infidelity and dysfunction rife in culture which was actually the real threat to marriage.
Ross: Admit that you want the 70s key parties back.
Dan: I just want a society that places a value on the bond of marriage, not the externally-enforced social norms about sexual behavior.
Ross: You are so naive, Dan.