Never lose your birth certificate, social security card, passport, and old expired driver's license all at one time. Getting new vital documents in said situation is somewhat harder then space travel. You would think showing up at the DPS with three years of W2's (From four different companies), a school photo ID, a bank statement, a credit card statement, printouts of your federal loans, and 2 government issued licenses would be enough to verify an identity to get a new driver's license so you can get a loan you were counting on. Apparently the DPS people are to incompetent to be trusted to have more flexibility then reading from a list of pre-approved ID's.
Six Phases of a Project: (1)Enthusiasm (2)Disillusionment (3)Panic (4)Search for the Guilty (5)Punishment of the Innocent (6)Praise and Honors for the Non-Participants