Re: Obama Wins!
When I heard from Fox News that Obama was the leader of the international Muslim-Socialist-Neonazi-Weatherman-black Baptist extremist-terrorist conspiracy, I said to myself, "THAT'S the guy I want to vote for. Talk about your man for all seasons. Talk about your unifier, not a divider. A guy who can bring leftist radicals, rightist radicals, defunct groups from the sixties, Muslims and Christians together under his leadership - well, let's just say, it makes me proud to be an American."