I guess it might be understood in terms of why the Declaration of Independence doesn't read "life, liberty and the pursuit of satisfaction."

Or why the Rolling Stones didn't sing "I can't get no happiness."

That was easy! Thanks.

But re: "when you're happy, click Save Signature" -- ummm, if I have to wait until I'm happy, it may be a looong time before I can click Save Signature."

Another technical question from the ignorant: can you tell me how people put those little aphorisms at the bottom of all of their posts? I haven't been able to figure it out.