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SkepticDoc
01-02-2010, 05:31 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/01/BA8V1AV589.DTL&feed=rss.news

We that will be left behind, can volunteer to take over the finances and earthly possessions of the holy...

bjkeefe
01-02-2010, 05:47 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/01/BA8V1AV589.DTL&feed=rss.news

Comically entertaining. Thanks for the link.

We that will be left behind, can volunteer to take over the finances and earthly possessions of the holy...

Which is why I admit I would like to believe in the Rapture. And not just for the material gains -- how great would it be to be able to conduct human affairs with all the Raptures raptured and out of our hair?

Ocean
01-02-2010, 06:45 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/01/BA8V1AV589.DTL&feed=rss.news

We that will be left behind, can volunteer to take over the finances and earthly possessions of the holy...

Someone better than me should make the math:

If the Earth is 6,000 years old, the rapture would be on May 21, 2011.


If the Earth is 4.5 billion years old, the rapture would be on...

Starwatcher162536
01-02-2010, 07:35 PM
Actually, that guy is wrong.

The world ended about 11:45 PM March 15, 718 AD...

Because God uses Octal and likes round numbers.

Ocean
01-02-2010, 07:39 PM
Actually, that guy is wrong.

The world ended about 11:45 PM March 15, 718 AD...

Because God uses Octal and likes round numbers.

Oops! What does that say about us? Survivors? Angels? Demons? What? ;)

Starwatcher162536
01-02-2010, 07:50 PM
Wait, you haven't figured it out? We are all dead, and this is Hell.

Evidence:
Althouse has like two dozen diavlogs... (http://bloggingheads.tv/search/?from_days_ago=30&search=Search)

Ocean
01-02-2010, 07:52 PM
Wait, you haven't figured it out? We are all dead, and this is Hell.


It may be Hell over there, but not over here...

SkepticDoc
01-02-2010, 08:54 PM
In case we need help: Prophecy URLs (http://www.xmarks.com/topic/prophecy?sid=g3z3wxhv&product=xmarks&featured=10768200&cid=serp.shmear.rating&mid=fyehgwbq)

http://jesuspets.com/Home.aspx

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3967/

cognitive madisonian
01-03-2010, 10:58 AM
anyone who attempts to assign a date to the rapture abjures their standing as a 'scholar'.