View Full Version : What would Jesus NOT do?

04-21-2009, 06:20 PM
The revealed truth:


04-21-2009, 07:03 PM
The revealed truth:


Thanks Twin. Just awesome.

04-22-2009, 02:43 AM

It would have been insightful, though, if the angels had divided into committees recommending equally beneficial but countervailing reforms, and the Lord just decided to kill himself out of desperation and indecision.

04-22-2009, 02:50 AM
The revealed truth:


Yeah, that was pretty funny. Reminded me of Mr. Deity.

04-23-2009, 07:29 PM
I don't know whether to smirk or frown.

That part about God giving out some medical info to make the church the unquestioned leader of medical knowledge particularly struck me.

Its such a pity that the church has been more of a retardant to the advancement of society then a catalyst. Considering the long streaks of time that the only real education was provided by the catholic church, and the idea that studying the natural world was a way of worship to the almighty, one can easily envision an alternative history where the catholic church would be the greatest patron of science and learning in all of history (especially when the Roman empire started to decline).

If only the Gnostics had held on!

04-24-2009, 06:51 PM
i had the same reaction - it was funny... but it was also so incredibly sad. by the time it got to the end I was not laughing as much as thinking of all the wasted lives...